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  • Carry on marathon....

    From Simon T@1:229/2 to All on Tuesday, December 25, 2018 21:09:14
    From: darkangel5@REMOVETHISBITlineone.net

    ITV3 have been showing Carry on.. films all day today, which was rather
    good of them :-)

    Just watching Carry on Camping, my fave scene has just been on...

    "I was wondering if I may have some milk? I was here once before you
    know and the young lady gave me a bit"

    "OH SHE DID, DID SHE????"

    "Yes and it was very nice too, which is why I popped back for some more".

    "You've got a nerve"

    "Well I don't mind paying for it this time".

    Priceless!!!!

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  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to Simon T on Wednesday, December 26, 2018 10:10:54
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    Simon T <darkangel5@REMOVETHISBITlineone.net> wrote:

    ITV3 have been showing Carry on.. films all day today, which was rather
    good of them :-)
    Just watching Carry on Camping, my fave scene has just been on...
    "I was wondering if I may have some milk? I was here once before you
    know and the young lady gave me a bit"
    "OH SHE DID, DID SHE????"
    "Yes and it was very nice too, which is why I popped back for some more". "You've got a nerve"
    "Well I don't mind paying for it this time".
    Priceless!!!!

    “Hello! What’s a nice girl like you doing with an old cow?”

    “I’m taking her to the bull.”

    “Well, couldn’t your father do that?”

    “No, it must be the bull.”

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  • From Simon T@1:229/2 to Dr Walpurgis on Wednesday, December 26, 2018 12:55:49
    From: darkangel5@REMOVETHISBITlineone.net

    On 26/12/2018 09:10, Dr Walpurgis wrote:
    “Hello! What’s a nice girl like you doing with an old cow?”
    “I’m taking her to the bull.”
    “Well, couldn’t your father do that?”
    “No, it must be the bull.”


    I noticed that they cut the bit where Hatti Jacques inadvertantly
    exposes Barbara Windsor while trying to lead her away after the line
    "Matron, take them away".

    Also, when they showed Carry on Up The Khyber the other afternoon, they
    cut the line "Fakir Off". Though it was in the repeat showing screened
    late last night.

    Are people really that sensitive nowadays?


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    http://www.realmofhorror.co.uk

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  • From Dr Walpurgis@1:229/2 to Simon T on Wednesday, December 26, 2018 17:26:56
    From: burke.dennings@cunting.hun

    On 2018-12-26 11:55:49 +0000, Simon T said:

    I noticed that they cut the bit where Hatti Jacques inadvertantly
    exposes Barbara Windsor while trying to lead her away after the line
    "Matron, take them away".

    Also, when they showed Carry on Up The Khyber the other afternoon, they
    cut the line "Fakir Off". Though it was in the repeat showing screened
    late last night.

    Are people really that sensitive nowadays?

    The state broadcaster is now censoring the word "mongs" from THE LEAGUE
    OF GENTLEMEN CHRISTMAS SPECIAL, the soft cunts.

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