• on a lighter note haha :)))

    From slider@1:229/2 to All on Saturday, March 21, 2020 13:09:13
    From: slider@atashram.com

    Dozens of rolls of 'stolen' toilet paper recovered by police amid
    coronavirus panic (yaaay!) :)))

    Dozens of stolen toilet rolls and hand sanitiser were recovered by police
    in Essex, amid supermarket shelves being emptied in coronavirus panic
    buying.

    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/dozens-toilet-roll-recovered-police-coronavirus-a4393806.html

    Essex Police's operational support group, which deals with major public
    order incidents in the county, posted pictures of the stolen items on
    Twitter - along with the hashtag #ThatsHowWeRoll.

    The post continued: "Police officers always get a massive sense of
    satisfaction when we catch burglars...

    "However we never expected to find this stolen loot in the boot.

    "Stolen items recovered and 3 arrested all within an hour of it being reported".

    Essex Police said that officers had arrested three men on suspicion of
    theft of a vehicle and burglary, after receiving a call shortly after
    10:00 on Friday evening reporting that a car had driven through a barrier
    at a building site in Hatfield Peverel, to the north-east of Chelmsford.

    The news comes after stories have surfaced of people around the UK
    clashing in an attempt to buy toilet paper as fears grow that supplies
    could run low, as people stock up to prepare for possible self-isolation
    due to coronavirus.

    A fight broke out in a supermarket in Wembley, north-west London on
    Thursday, according to journalist Bill Snaddon.

    He told the Metro: "A lady got caught between squished trollies for a few seconds and let out a pained squeal. A young girl with her mum looked
    scared. Toilet paper was sold out in 2 minutes."

    Panic buying has broken out across the nation, despite the Government
    urging people not to do so.

    ### - the great bogroll-rush of 2020?

    ahahaha ya couldn't make this shit up! :)))

    smile, would just love it now if this virus crap totally disappeared
    overnite and then everyone was left wading up to their knees in bogroll
    for months? LOL...

    not meat or veg or anything (although that too is all being snapped up)
    the greatest shortage and fuss people are making is actually over
    fucking... bogroll?? LOL!

    so what's next ffs: the great toilet-tissue riots? (crackin' up laffing
    haha)

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  • From slider@1:229/2 to All on Tuesday, March 31, 2020 11:45:47
    From: slider@atashram.com

    Motorist pulled over by police during coronavirus lockdown argues journey
    'was essential to buy weed'

    A motorist offered a novel excuse for flouting coronavirus lockdown rules
    when confronted by police in Cardiff. [Wales uk]

    Pulled over by patrol officers, the man argued his journey was "essential" because he "had to buy weed", police said.

    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/south-wales-police-man-weed-essential-journey-lockdown-coronavirus-a4402176.html

    South Wales Police shared the incident on Twitter, saying the man was
    reported for making a non-essential journey and for possession of cannabis.

    The force said the "vast majority" of people have been heeding Government orders to “stay at home,” however this man was one of the exceptions.

    Boris Johnson announced on March 23 that the British public should only
    leave home for “very limited purposes.”

    These include buying food or medicine, taking a short spell of exercise, providing medical care or travelling to work – but "only where you cannot work from home".

    Last week, police were granted powers to arrest or fine anyone failing to observe proper social distancing – including by making unnecessary car
    trips.

    ### - haha there is such a known thing as medical marijuana now in the uk,
    so i'd argue that it 'was' my medicine and i was only self-medicating
    because no one would prescribe it for me heh ;)

    which wouldn't hold up legally here much though lol :)

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  • From slider@1:229/2 to All on Monday, August 10, 2020 06:18:28
    From: slider@anashram.com

    MOUNT TRUMPMORE Donald Trump ‘tried to get his face carved into Mount Rushmore’

    A WHITE House official tried to get Donald Trump’s face carved into Mount Rushmore, it has been reported.

    The aide is said to have made inquiries about adding an additional
    president to the massive monument.
    A White House aide reportedly put in a request to get Donald Trump's face carved into Mount Rushmore

    It was claimed the official discreetly approached the office of South
    Dakota governor Kristi Noem last year.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12358134/donald-trump-mount-rushmore-request/

    But details of the approach only emerged over the weekend in The New York Times.

    The governor did present Mr Trump with a four-foot replica of Mount
    Rushmore - with his face added - after he made a visit to the state early
    last month.

    Images of four presidents - George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt - were carved in the 1941 sculpture, which
    took 14 years to create.

    The attraction in the Black Hills, which features the whopping 60ft tall
    faces, attracts more than two million visitors a year.

    ### - mount trumpmore??? lol this can't be true! ahaha :)))

    i wanna see the 4ft relica model LOL !

    a pic of it should be shown in every daily paper and news-show throughout
    the planet haha...

    coz we could all do with a good laff?

    roflmao :D

    (slider singing: so vain you prolly think this song is about you haha...)

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  • From luckyrat@1:229/2 to All on Monday, August 10, 2020 08:17:11
    From: allreadydun@gmail.com

    dude it took a long time for those faces to be carved
    in the side of that mountain. A hole lotta work, Trumpy
    would be dead and gone by the time they approved of such
    thing. As Judge Judy would say 'not gonna happen'.
    "Your request is dismissed". ha ha

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  • From slider@1:229/2 to All on Monday, August 10, 2020 17:17:41
    From: slider@anashram.com

    dude it took a long time for those faces to be carved
    in the side of that mountain. A hole lotta work, Trumpy
    would be dead and gone by the time they approved of such
    thing. As Judge Judy would say 'not gonna happen'.
    "Your request is dismissed". ha ha

    ### - it's utterly laughable haha, but i still wanna see that 4ft model
    LOL...

    which am sure he displays proudly? :)))

    cue photoshop for an alternate look, with him maybe pursing his lips
    ahaha...

    it's too funny :D

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  • From luckyrat@1:229/2 to All on Monday, August 10, 2020 10:02:28
    From: allreadydun@gmail.com

    it's too funny :D

    sleepy joe biden doing his stand up routine is priceless.
    just being himself is a show stopper. can't wait to see
    who his vice president pick is gonna be. has to be a black
    woman. sure to make him lose the election. oh well....

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  • From slider@1:229/2 to All on Monday, August 10, 2020 19:36:20
    From: slider@anashram.com

    it's too funny :D

    sleepy joe biden doing his stand up routine is priceless.
    just being himself is a show stopper. can't wait to see
    who his vice president pick is gonna be. has to be a black
    woman. sure to make him lose the election. oh well....

    ### - it's the same here as well, the left have basically lost their
    way/lost touch with their original roots (have forgotten WHO they fuckin' are!?) our corbyn was closer to it but his own people basically got rid of
    him by failing to vote for him at the last election, he seemed too
    extreme? (wasn't conservative enough + lol at the sheer irony of that
    haha) so he resigned in total disgust with us hah! (and we deserved his
    disgust too!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMAIsqvTh7g

    "clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right..."

    here we are: watchin' a bunch of wheels go round & round goin' basically nowhere...

    we're on top of the world here boss!

    lol what a fucking mess??

    (ken kesey was actually correct: it's a mental asylum haha...) ;)

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  • From LowRider44M@1:229/2 to All on Tuesday, August 11, 2020 08:35:21
    From: intraphase@gmail.com

    World War Three and Bio weapon C-19 has driven Slider around the bend.
    When things go down hill he has no weapons or escape routes pre-planned.
    He thinks things are going to magically return to pre-war conditions.
    Even if Covid doesn't kill him London is ripe for catastrophic fascism.




    Sean Lennon Rips Fake Anti-Fascists, Fake Anti-Racists: They Will Achieve Nothing But ‘Destruction And Chaos’
    By Hank Berrien

    Aug 7, 2020 DailyWire.com


    On Friday, Sean Ono Lennon, the son of Beatles legend John Lennon and Yoko Ono,
    slammed some leftist protesters and the destruction they have wrought in a cogent tweet, writing, “I’m unsure how this ‘fight racism with racism’ and ‘fight fascism
    with fascism’ strategy is supposed to succeed in anything but destruction and
    chaos. But maybe I’m just a Luddite.”

    Being the son of the man who wrote what has become a leftist hymn, “Imagine,” might lead people to think Sean Lennon would toe the leftist line, but that’s not the case; he’s his own man. Back in April, he targeted
    the mainstream media for
    labeling the term “Chinese virus” as “racist.”

    Lennon wrote: “We live in a time that calling a virus that came from China, Chinese, is racist, (and arguably dangerous for Asians because: morons). Oh, and calling a virus that probably didn’t come from Spain, Spanish, well that makes total sense.”

    He lambasted the idea that revealing China’s duplicity regarding the cornona virus was “breaking news,” writing, “Excuse me how the fudge is this breaking news? And why do we need U.S. ‘Intelligence’ to tell us what we all already know?”

    Lennon pointed out that he had been aware of Chinese duplicity months before as
    he noted, “Feb 10 I had already ordered masks in January. Was joking about how full of Shinola the CCP were. Saying no one should downplay seriousness of Corona while the
    news was still comparing it to the flu. Just saying.”

    He ripped the mainstream media for parroting Chinese Communist propaganda: “Been listening to ‘respectable’ journalists quoting CCP official numbers
    for months without doubt or hesitation. Calling it the Wuhan Virus but only days later telling ppl
    who say it’s from China they’re racist. The official media have lost their legitimacy.”

    Then educating someone with a little history after they had chided him on Twitter, “Dive into a bit of history instead of being upset.” Lennon wrote,
    “Maybe read up a little: it’s more likely Spanish Flu came from China as did Black Plague.
    Either way this has zero to do with whether you can call a virus after country of origin. Saying Spanish Flu wasn’t from Spain is NOT an argument, it is a straw man. Back to bed please.”



    “The original Luddites were British weavers and textile workers who objected to the increased use of mechanized looms and knitting frames. Most were trained
    artisans who had spent years learning their craft, and they feared that unskilled machine
    operators were robbing them of their livelihood. When the economic pressures of
    the Napoleonic Wars made the cheap competition of early textile factories particularly threatening to the artisans, a few desperate weavers began breaking into factories and
    smashing textile machines. They called themselves ‘Luddites’ after Ned Ludd, a young apprentice who was rumored to have wrecked a textile apparatus in
    1779,” History.com writes.

    The Daily Wire is one of America’s fastest-growing conservative media companies and counter-cultural outlets for news, opinion, and entertainment. Get inside access to The Daily Wire by becoming a member.

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  • From luckyrat@1:229/2 to All on Tuesday, August 11, 2020 10:35:45
    From: allreadydun@gmail.com

    what was that dad said?
    "minds that hate, all i can
    say is brother you have to wait".

    you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow

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  • From LowRider44M@1:229/2 to luckyrat on Tuesday, August 11, 2020 14:14:43
    From: intraphase@gmail.com

    On Tuesday, August 11, 2020 at 1:35:46 PM UTC-4, luckyrat wrote:
    what was that dad said?
    "minds that hate, all i can
    say is brother you have to wait".

    you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow


    He fucked you with a pink and brown circle. Just like your father.

    All your heroes are victims, enough said.

    Daniela isn't your deviant mother.

    Your not a Japanese tea girl.

    You're ventriloquist's corpse.

    I didn't have to raise a finger
    to get your real name and address
    and trick you into becoming a cult leader.

    The Dark Pub & The Charlie Gard.
    Turned you into a sewage treatment.

    Your easy Brian Ahern.
    Defeated like all Brits.

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