• i don't want to die

    From wilddild@1:229/2 to All on Saturday, February 17, 2018 07:43:02
    From: allreadydun@gmail.com

    Arlo Guthrie
    I don't want a pickle
    Just want to ride on my motorcycle
    And I don't want a tickle
    'Cause I'd rather ride on my motorcycle
    And I don't want to die
    I just want to ride on my motorcycle

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From imaginenoguns@1:229/2 to All on Sunday, February 18, 2018 08:30:14
    From: allreadydun@gmail.com

    disclaimer first, this is not intended to be a racist joke,
    it's only designed to make you laugh, remember laughter ?

    An asian lady was at the bank trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was
    a little irritated.... She asked the teller, "why it change"? "Yesterday
    i get two hunat dolla fo yen". Today i get hunat eighty? Why it change? The teller shrugged his shoulders and said "fluctuations". The asian lady says "fluc you white people too".

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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