• 890 Chipped beef + an interesting a

    From MICHAEL LOO@1:123/140 to SEAN DENNIS on Sunday, September 01, 2019 19:17:30
    Being okay with cream cheese but not sour cream is
    treading a fine line (though in my youth I had the
    same issue but the other way round). At least in
    this recipe the ratio is favorable to you. Do you
    not like 1. sour cream in desserts; 2. yogurt?
    I don't like sour cream much at all in desserts if I can taste it.
    Yogurt I do love but it is a different type of bitter that I can handle.

    I understand, having detected some bitterness in all
    American cultured sour cream. I don't mind it though
    if it's balanced with salt or sugar (preferably both).

    I'm kinda weird.

    Yeah, well, so are we all.

    I was having dinner with a friend's boyfriend who considers
    himself challenged in a way that I don't see as particularly
    peculiar or rare, and I told him that, and he got a bit huffy
    because he rather likes the status of being handicapped.

    Title: Double Cheese Hamburger Casserole
    4 oz Noodles; Uncooked, Abt 2 C
    1/3 c Onion; Chopped
    8 oz Tomato Sauce; 1 Cn
    3 oz Cream Cheese; Softened, 1 Pk
    1/4 c Dairy Sour Cream
    1 lb Lean Ground Beef
    1/4 c Celery Chopped
    1 t Salt
    1/2 c Cottage Cheese; Creamed
    1 ea Tomato; Md., Optional

    That looks okay, sort of like a riff on lasagne, but I'd
    do a lot of things just a bit differently. For one, I'd
    mince the onion and mince the celery extra-fine. There
    aren't enough noodles: I'd double. Probably substitute
    something else for the cottage cheese - more cream
    cheese perhaps, or some kind of real cheese.

    ... Never program and drink beer at the same time.

    Although that would explain a lot about Windows.

    +

    And let me also point out here that lists of
    ingredients and production steps, i.e., what we
    generally think of as recipes, are not protected
    by copyright absent substantial creative content.
    I've told people that for years and no one believes me until they look
    it up.

    I've got into dustups with various people about this;
    the most amusing was when I was accused of dissing
    "those of us who are creative," which I called B.S.
    on (by the way, the occasional use of the word shit
    is tolerated here, by tradition. to the best of my
    recollection, other vulgarities are frowned on -
    damn being okay I suppose if in a secular usage, as
    this is a secular echo). And then there was the "proof"
    by Karen Mintzias that recipes were copyrightable by
    virtue of the fact that she typed out a pretty
    straightforward recipe and submitted it to the office
    of copyright and received a registration notice in
    return. She took that as proof of copyright, and I
    called B.S. on that, too, which made her go off in
    high dudgeon.

    Most copyright notices that you see attached to
    recipes are bogus and are the only identifying
    data that I tend to remove.
    That's a good thing. Anything I post I just attribute myself for being
    the typ(o)ist. It also makes it easier for me to find stuff when I
    search in my database.

    I strongly prefer that people give as proper attribution
    as they have the information for. Barring a serious
    miscrediting, though, I probably won't say anything.

    One of my favorite recipes my mom gave me:
    Title: Sean's Salmon Patties
    Categories: Main dish, Fish, Seandennis

    Thanks. The one thing I'd do differently would
    be to use a sweeter and/or less salty filler.

    By the way, I just had a Ritz cracker, and guess what,
    they no longer taste nearly so nice as they used to.

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    Title: Overnight Caramel Sticky Rolls
    Categories: Misc., Rice/grains
    Yield: 15 servings

    3 3/4 c All-purpose flour* 1/2 c Margarine or butter
    1/3 c Granulated sugar 1/4 c Dark corn syrup
    1 ts Salt 3/4 c Pecan halves
    2 pk Regular or quick-acting 2 tb Margarine or
    -Active dry yeast -Butter, softened
    1 c Very warm milk (120 to 130 1/2 c Chopped pecans
    -Degrees) 2 tb Granulated sugar
    1/3 c Margarine or butter, softene 2 tb Packed brown sugar
    1 Egg 1 ts Ground cinnamon
    1 c Packed brown sugar

    Fragrant, tender Caramel Sticky Rolls will entice even the sleepiest. Mix
    2
    cups of the flour, 1/3 cup granulated sugar, the salt and yeast in large
    bowl. Add warm milk, 1/3 cup margarine and the egg. Beat on low speed 1
    minute, scraping bowl frequently. Beat on medium speed 1 minute, scraping
    bowl frequently. Stir in enough remaining flour to make dough easy to
    handle.Turn dough onto lightly floured surface. Knead about 5 minutes or
    until smooth and elastic. Place in greased bowl and turn greased side up.
    Cover and let rise in warm place about 1-1/2 hours or until double.
    (Dough
    is ready if indentation remains when touched.)Heat 1 cup brown sugar and
    1/2 cup margarine to boiling, stirring constantly; remove from heat. Stir
    in corn syrup. Pour into ungreased rectangular pan, 13 X 9 X 2 inches.
    Sprinkle with pecan halves.Pu down dough. Flatten with hands or rolling
    pin
    into rectangle, 15 X 10 inches, on lightly floured surface. Spread with
    2
    tablespoons margarine Mix chopped pecans, 2 tablespoons granulated sugar,
    2
    tablespoons brown sugar and the cinnamon. Sprinkle evenly over margarine.
    Roll up tightly beginning at 10-inch side. Pinch edge of dough into roll
    to
    seal. Stretch and shape until even. Cut roll into eight 1-1/4-inch
    slices.
    Place slightly apart in pan. Wrap pan tightly with heavy-duty aluminum
    foil. Refrigerate at least 12 hours but no longer than 48 hours.Heat oven
    to 350 degrees. Bake 30 to 35 minutes or until golden brown. Immediately
    invert on heatproof tray or serving plate. Let stand 1 minute so caramel
    will drizzle down; remove pan. 15 ROLLS; 385 CALORIES PER ROLL. * If
    using
    self-rising flour, omit salt. Source unrecorded

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  • From Dale Shipp@1:261/1466 to Michael Loo on Monday, September 02, 2019 02:27:06
    On 09-01-19 19:17, Michael Loo <=-
    spoke to Sean Dennis about 890 Chipped beef + an int <=-

    By the way, I just had a Ritz cracker, and guess what,
    they no longer taste nearly so nice as they used to.

    I wonder where you got that Ritz cracker from? We recently got some
    Ritz crackers from ALDI. They were no where as nice as the Ritz we get
    in the local stores, according to Gail who has much better taste buds in
    things like that than I do.

    I decided not to insult you with the eggplant recipes in tonight's file
    of recipes, so I give you another of your favored items, perhaps with a
    little tweaking it might even serve you (e.g. use whole eggs).

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    Title: Lentil Burgers
    Categories: Low fat, Main dish, Vegetarian, Sandwich
    Yield: 5 Servings

    2 c Lentils, cooked
    2 c Mixed vegetables -- cooked
    1 Onion -- minced
    1/2 md Green pepper -- minced
    1 lg Garlic clove -- minced
    1 lg Carrot -- shredded
    1 c Oatmeal
    2 Egg whites
    2 tb Soy sauce
    1/2 ts Basil
    Salt and pepper
    Other spices as desired

    Saute onion, green pepper and garlic in a bit of water or broth.
    Combine with lentils, veggies and carrot in food processor bowl, and
    chop. Mix in the rest.

    Heat a non-stick or sprayed large skillet or griddle. Spoon
    burger-sized blobs of the mixture onto the hot surface. Flatten
    slightly. Lower heat to medium, cook till browned on bottom. Turn
    and cook till other
    side is browned.

    Notes: I used frozen peas and corn as the vegetables because that
    was what I had available. You could use any veggies, depending on
    your taste. I got 15 smallish burgers out of this, giving three per
    serving. Recipe By : Annice Grinberg

    From: Date:

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  • From Dave Drum@1:229/452 to Dale Shipp on Monday, September 02, 2019 10:49:48
    Dale Shipp wrote to Michael Loo <=-

    By the way, I just had a Ritz cracker, and guess what,
    they no longer taste nearly so nice as they used to.

    I wonder where you got that Ritz cracker from? We recently got some
    Ritz crackers from ALDI. They were no where as nice as the Ritz we get
    in the local stores, according to Gail who has much better taste buds
    in things like that than I do.

    If you bought actual Ritz crackers from ALDI then they should have been
    the McCoy and tasted like all other Ritz crackers. If you bought their
    house brand "Savoritz" crackers ..... they come in several differing
    flavour profiles .... "Savoritz Buttery round" ought to be close to Ritz.

    My favourite Savoritz is the "Wheat Thins".

    This recipe is on my "Round Tuit" list. I will likely substitute half &
    half for the milk and shred the Parm from a wedge instead of the nasty
    canned sawdust stuff.

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    Title: Alfredo Shrimp Casserole
    Categories: Pasta, Seafood, Herbs, Dairy, Cheese
    Yield: 12 Servings

    16 oz Elbow macaroni
    12 oz Medium cooked shrimp; tail
    - off
    30 oz (2 jars) Priano Creamy
    - Alfredo Sauce
    1 tb Parsley flakes
    1 1/2 ts Ground black pepper
    1 c Whole milk
    2 lg Eggs; lightly beaten
    3/4 c Reggano grated Parmesan
    - Cheese; divided
    7 1/2 oz Savoritz Buttery Round
    - Crackers; crushed
    1 c Butter; melted

    Set oven @ 350°F/175°C.

    In a large saucepan, bring 2 quarts water to a boil. Add
    macaroni and boil for 6 minutes; drain. Macaroni will
    only be cooked half way. While the macaroni cooks,
    defrost shrimp in a colander under cold water for about
    5 minutes; shrimp will still be slightly frozen. Place
    macaroni and shrimp in a 9" x 13" pan.

    In a medium bowl, combine Alfredo sauce, parsley and
    pepper. In a separate bowl, whisk milk into beaten eggs.
    Slowly whisk milk mixture into Alfredo mixture. Stir in
    1/2 cup Parmesan cheese. Pour over macaroni, stir until
    coated.

    Spread crushed crackers evenly over the casserole.
    Sprinkle with the remaining parmesan cheese. Pour butter
    evenly over the crackers.

    Bake for 1 hour, 30 minutes or until top is golden brown
    and the center is set.

    Recipe Courtesy of Chef Megan, ALDI Test Kitchen

    RECIPE FROM: https://www.aldi.us

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  • From Sean Dennis@1:18/200 to Dave Drum on Tuesday, September 03, 2019 00:06:06
    Dave Drum wrote to Dale Shipp <=-

    If you bought actual Ritz crackers from ALDI then they should have been the McCoy and tasted like all other Ritz crackers. If you bought their house brand "Savoritz" crackers ..... they come in several differing flavour profiles .... "Savoritz Buttery round" ought to be close to
    Ritz.

    Fun fact: one of the companies I used to work for, Leclerc Foods USA,
    makes the Savoritz4Kids filled crackers and a few of the Millville brand chocolate-covered granola bars in Montgomery, Pennsylvania.

    Side note: did you see my message on the BBS about being able to reset
    your last-read message pointers? For over 20 years I didn't figure that out...heh. Better late than never.

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    Title: How To Preroast Chicken
    Categories: Info, Chicken
    Yield: 1 Help file

    Chicken

    MOST OF the chicken served in good restaurants is preroasted and the
    cooking is later finished in the sauce that will accompany it. In
    order that the chicken will not be overcooked, we reduce the usual
    roasting time by about 10 minutes - who would like a succulent plain
    roast chicken has only to add 10 to 20 minutes (depending on the size
    of the bird) to the cooking times

    Some of our recipes do require that the bird be fully roasted before
    the sauce is added, and we indicate this at the outset.

    TO OVEN-ROAST A CHICKEN:

    To SERVE one or two, choose a 1 1/2- to 2-pound chicken that has been
    well drawn and properly cleaned. Rub it generously inside and out
    with butter. Lay the bird on its side in an open roasting pan not
    much larger than the bird itself. Roast it for 40 to 45 minutes at
    40 to 45 minutes at 400 F., turning it every 10 minutes.

    TO POT-ROAST A CHICKEN:

    POT-ROASTING a chicken is done on the top of the stove and
    presupposes a pot, or cocotte, especially designed for the purpose.
    This utensil is very common in Europe and by now is familiar in your
    country also. It must be heavy, with high sides, and just large
    enough to accommodate the chicken. Usually oval, it is made of heavy
    enameled cast iron.)

    Too large a pot requires more butter than is good for the proper
    cooking of the bird.

    Rub the chicken inside and out with butter as for oven roasting.
    Brown it in the pot on all sides over moderately high heat for 5
    minutes. Turn the bird once more, cover the pot, and reduce the heat
    to moderate. Continue to cook the chicken for 45 to 50 minutes,
    turning it every 15 minutes.

    TO CARVE A SMALL CHICKEN:

    CUT OFF together the second joints and drumsticks on either side.
    Slice the breasts, or cut them from the bone each in one piece,
    depending on their size; they should not be sliced too thin.

    Original La Cuisine Chantraine www.ping.pe/cuisine.chantraine From:
    Sam Lefkowitz

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  • From Dale Shipp@1:261/1466 to Dave Drum on Tuesday, September 03, 2019 01:35:04
    On 09-02-19 10:49, Dave Drum <=-
    spoke to Dale Shipp about Ritz <=-

    I wonder where you got that Ritz cracker from? We recently got some
    Ritz crackers from ALDI. They were no where as nice as the Ritz we get
    in the local stores, according to Gail who has much better taste buds
    in things like that than I do.

    If you bought actual Ritz crackers from ALDI then they should have
    been the McCoy and tasted like all other Ritz crackers. If you bought their house brand "Savoritz" crackers ..... they come in several
    differing flavour profiles .... "Savoritz Buttery round" ought to be
    close to Ritz.

    Gail says that they were a house brand of Ritz, picture on the box
    looked like picture on a genuine Ritz box -- but that they were no where
    as good as brand name Ritz. So, they may well have been Savoritz. In
    any case, we will not buy them again.

    Another thing we have bought from Aldi and did not like is their version
    of corn flakes. Turns out that they have at least a few hunks of corn
    cob in the box. Not at all pleasant to bite down on.

    BUT, mostly we do like Aldi -- especially the brand of braunsweiger we
    get there.


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    Title: Cuban Sandwich "Media Noche"
    Categories: Sandwich
    Yield: 1 Servings

    1 Cuban Roll
    2 ts Mayonnaise
    2 ts Dijon mustard
    2 oz Roast Pork
    2 oz Ham, cooked
    1 oz Swiss cheese
    3 Tomato slices
    1 Iceberg lettuce leaves
    3 sl Dill pickle
    1 tb Butter

    Slice open the roll lengthwise. Spread the bottom with mayonnaise,
    the top with the mustard. Layer the sandwich with the pork, ham,
    cheese, tomato, lettuce, and pickle. Cover with the top of the roll.

    Lightly butter the entire outside of the sandwich. Place in a skillet
    over medium heat. Place a weight, like a bacon press, on top, or
    flatten the sandwich with a long spatula.

    Cook the sandwich until crusty and golden brown on both sides, 2 to 3
    minutes per side, adding butter as necessary. Slice the sandwich in
    half on the diagonal and serve at once.

    From: Brawny@nononsense.Com Date: 10-20-97
    Rec.Food.Recipe

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  • From Dave Drum@1:261/38 to Sean Dennis on Tuesday, September 03, 2019 07:17:22
    Sean Dennis wrote to Dave Drum <=-

    If you bought actual Ritz crackers from ALDI then they should have been the McCoy and tasted like all other Ritz crackers. If you bought their house brand "Savoritz" crackers ..... they come in several differing flavour profiles .... "Savoritz Buttery round" ought to be close to
    Ritz.

    Fun fact: one of the companies I used to work for, Leclerc Foods USA, makes the Savoritz4Kids filled crackers and a few of the Millville
    brand chocolate-covered granola bars in Montgomery, Pennsylvania.

    Almost all of ALDI's "house brand" stuff is contract produced. I ran the USDA establishment number on a can of their mushroom soup and it came back as a Campbell plant. Their Rangemaster chilli used to be canned at the Milnot/Chilli
    Man plant in Litchfield, IL (USDA est 1405) and was, in fact, Chilli Man Chilli
    with an ALDI Rangemaster label.

    Side note: did you see my message on the BBS about being able to reset your last-read message pointers? For over 20 years I didn't figure
    that out...heh. Better late than never.

    Yepper. It's too late for me. I solved my problem by downloading uuuuuuge packets to get my pointers current.

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    Title: Apricot & Currant Chicken
    Categories: Poultry, Fruits, Citrus, Herbs
    Yield: 7 Servings

    2 (3 lb ea) chickens;
    - quartered
    Salt & fresh ground pepper
    1 ts Ground ginger
    1 1/2 c Bitter orange marmalade
    1/3 c Apple juice
    1/3 c Fresh orange juice
    8 oz (abt 1 1/3 c) dried pitted
    - apricots
    8 oz (abt 2 c) dried currants
    1/4 c Brown sugar

    Set oven @ 375+#F/190+#C.

    Put chicken, skin side up, in a large shallow roasting
    pan, generously season with salt and pepper, sprinkle
    evenly with ginger. Spread marmalade over chicken. Pour
    apple and orange juices into pan. Transfer to oven and
    bake for 20 minutes.

    Remove pan from oven and scatter apricots and currants
    into pan around chicken. Sprinkle brown sugar over dried
    fruits. Return pan to oven and bake, basting chicken
    frequently, until chicken is golden brown and shiny on
    top, about 45 minutes.

    Transfer chicken, apricots and currants to a large serving
    platter. Spoon some of the pan juices over the chicken and
    dried fruits, and pour the remaining juices into a warm
    sauceboat.

    Serves 6-8

    Meal Master Format by Dave Drum - January 05 2015

    Source: www.saveur.com

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  • From Dave Drum@1:261/38 to Dale Shipp on Tuesday, September 03, 2019 07:17:22
    Dale Shipp wrote to Dave Drum <=-

    I wonder where you got that Ritz cracker from? We recently got some
    Ritz crackers from ALDI. They were no where as nice as the Ritz we get
    in the local stores, according to Gail who has much better taste buds
    in things like that than I do.

    If you bought actual Ritz crackers from ALDI then they should have
    been the McCoy and tasted like all other Ritz crackers. If you bought their house brand "Savoritz" crackers ..... they come in several
    differing flavour profiles .... "Savoritz Buttery round" ought to be
    close to Ritz.

    Gail says that they were a house brand of Ritz, picture on the box
    looked like picture on a genuine Ritz box -- but that they were no
    where as good as brand name Ritz. So, they may well have been
    Savoritz. In any case, we will not buy them again.

    The picture on the Savoritz Buttery Round crackers is very similar to the picture on the real Ritz (house brand of Nabisco) crackers. I am of the opinion
    that the Savoritz name and package design was chosen with malice aforethought to skate as close to Nabisco's product as they could without falling foul of trademark infringement.

    Another thing we have bought from Aldi and did not like is their
    version of corn flakes. Turns out that they have at least a few hunks
    of corn cob in the box. Not at all pleasant to bite down on.

    I'd be in no danger there I never did like cold cereals - even as a kid. The only one I could/would tolerate was Grape Nuts (not Grape Nuts Flakes) with minimal milk to make it like a "soupy" biscuit.

    BUT, mostly we do like Aldi -- especially the brand of braunsweiger we
    get there.

    I have had most excellent luck at ALDI. I see the ones around here have "fresh"
    meat and produce. I leave that where I find it.

    I have an app on my phone which will tell me by the USDA establishment number who/where a "house brand" item is from. What it doesn't tell me is if the item is identical to the product done in the same plant which is "name brand" or if it's made to the house brand company's recipe.

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    Title: Chicken Soup w/Kluski
    Categories: Soups, Poultry, Vegetables
    Yield: 8 Servings

    4 Chicken legs & thighs
    1 1/2 lb Carrots; scraped, sliced
    - thin
    6 (to 8) ribs celery; washed,
    - sliced thin
    3 md Turnips; peeled, then diced*
    1 sm Parsnip; peeled, sliced thin
    15 oz Can diced tomatoes w/celery
    - and green pepper
    1 md Onion; chopped
    1 c Leek; chopped or more onion
    Minor's chicken base if you
    - need it more chickeny
    500 g Kluski **

    EQUIPMENT:
    5-7 qt pot
    Containers to freeze soup for a later day

    * Not being a big fan of turnips I used potatoes.
    ** your preferred noodle. Kluski is Polish for noodle.
    I used a 500g package of Swabian Spaetzle from ALDI.

    Put chicken in the pot generously cover chicken with water
    but not to the top. Bring chicken to a boil then let
    simmer while you prepare vegetables as stated in recipe.

    Once you are done preparing vegetables bring chicken up to
    a boil for about 5 minutes take chicken out of pot and
    then add vegetables bring to a boil then down to a simmer
    while you de-bone chicken and cut into smaller pieces
    including skin.

    Taste stock to see if it is chickeny enough for you if not
    add some Minor's chicken base to your liking. Add the cut
    up chicken and simmer until dinner time. Mine usually
    simmers from 2-4 hours if not longer. Boil noodles in own
    pot just before serving so everyone can add their own.

    Serve with a salad for a complete meal.

    Recipe by Pam Praner; Deerfield, IL

    Revisions by Uncle Dirty Dave

    From: http://www.justapinch.com

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  • From Sean Dennis@1:18/200 to Dave Drum on Tuesday, September 03, 2019 09:54:00
    Dave Drum wrote to Sean Dennis <=-

    Almost all of ALDI's "house brand" stuff is contract
    produced. I ran the USDA establishment number on a can of
    their mushroom soup and it came back as a Campbell plant.
    Their Rangemaster chilli used to be canned at the
    Milnot/Chilli Man plant in Litchfield, IL (USDA est 1405)
    and was, in fact, Chilli Man Chilli with an ALDI
    Rangemaster label.

    That's how ALDI saves money. I buy a good bit of their canned goods and
    for the most part, they're pretty good stuff.

    A funny story about when I worked at Leclerc: during one of my many
    trips up to Montgomery, several of the top executives from corporate
    (which is based just outside of Quebec City, Quebec) had flown down and
    were doing some work with the ALDI contract. So we went to the nearest
    ALDI in the Williamsport area as "civilians" and were inspecting the
    layout of the product in the store. Evidently the store manager had
    noticed us and happened to approach our corporate VP of USA operations.
    After our visit was explained, all was well.

    Yepper. It's too late for me. I solved my problem by
    downloading uuuuuuge packets to get my pointers current.

    When I switched over, yeah, had to do that. But now if you just want to
    catch up quickly, that's an option.

    ... Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!

    And fur. Lots and lots and lots of fur.

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    Title: Cat Poop Cookies
    Categories: Cookies, Kids
    Yield: 1 servings

    MMMMM-------------------CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS------------------------
    1/2 c Honey
    2/3 c Butter, margarine, or lard
    1 Egg
    1 ts Vanilla extract
    -OR- peppermint extract
    2 c Whole wheat flour
    1/3 c Cocoa powder
    Grape-nuts(tm) cereal

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    1/4 c Honey
    1/4 c Molasses
    2/3 c Butter or margarine, or lard
    1 Egg
    2 1/3 c Whole wheat flour
    Ginger, cinnamon, cloves
    - to taste
    -(maybe 1/2 tsp each)
    Grape-nuts(tm) cereal

    MMMMM--------------------------MIX-INS-------------------------------
    Coconut; (tapeworms)
    Chocolate chips
    Butterscotch chips
    Peanut butter chips
    Spagetti or ramen noodles
    - cooked - (roundworms)
    Corn
    Peanuts
    "puffy pastel things"; *
    -find at Chinese restaurants

    *NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam
    packing pellets-i haven't tried this

    to make: microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the
    butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture
    and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well,
    then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some
    or all of the batter.

    chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll
    dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs
    in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15
    minutes but with my flaky oven you never know).

    serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat
    litter scoop. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and
    scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might
    work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried
    it. this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where
    the table was already decorated with plastic flies.

    From: Anne P. Mitchell JD k

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    Sean


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  • From Dave Drum@1:229/452 to Sean Dennis on Wednesday, September 04, 2019 11:06:12
    Sean Dennis wrote to Dave Drum <=-

    Almost all of ALDI's "house brand" stuff is contract
    produced. I ran the USDA establishment number on a can of
    their mushroom soup and it came back as a Campbell plant.
    Their Rangemaster chilli used to be canned at the
    Milnot/Chilli Man plant in Litchfield, IL (USDA est 1405)
    and was, in fact, Chilli Man Chilli with an ALDI
    Rangemaster label.

    That's how ALDI saves money. I buy a good bit of their canned goods
    and for the most part, they're pretty good stuff.

    That's one of the reasons I got the app on my $martypants Phone. It's
    easier than carrying the USDA printed (and constantly updated) list.
    Also easier to search. Many times the "house/generic brand" item is the
    name brand stuff with a different label. So you're not paying for all
    the advertising baggage that the makers use to entice you to buy their
    "stuff".

    A funny story about when I worked at Leclerc: during one of my many
    trips up to Montgomery, several of the top executives from corporate (which is based just outside of Quebec City, Quebec) had flown down and were doing some work with the ALDI contract. So we went to the nearest ALDI in the Williamsport area as "civilians" and were inspecting the layout of the product in the store. Evidently the store manager had noticed us and happened to approach our corporate VP of USA operations. After our visit was explained, all was well.

    Not so secret-shoppers?

    ... Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!

    And fur. Lots and lots and lots of fur.

    What hasn't shed all over the house. Bv)= Or been spit up as hair
    balls in the middle of the carpet.

    MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06

    Title: All American Lamb Burger
    Categories: Lamb/mutton, Breads, Sandwiches, Herbs
    Yield: 8 Servings

    2 lb Ground lamb
    1 c Tomato sauce
    1/2 c Old fashioned oats
    1/2 c Onion; minced
    3 tb Fresh basil; chopped
    +=OR=+
    1 tb Dried basil; crushed
    1 ts Instant garlic powder
    1 ts Seasoned pepper
    8 Fresh sliced hamburger buns;
    - split & toasted
    8 Lettuce leaves
    1 lg Red onion; sliced
    1 lb Tomatoes; sliced

    Turn on broiler or prepare grill. Combine first 7
    ingredients in a bowl. Mix thoroughly and shape into 8
    patties 1/2" thick. Broil or grill 4" from heat source
    5 minutes per side, or to desired degree of doneness.

    Serve on buns, topped with lettuce, red onion & tomato
    slices.

    Makes 8 servings

    From: http://www.aldimeals.com

    Uncle Dirty Dave's Archives

    MMMMM

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  • From Sean Dennis@1:18/200 to Dave Drum on Wednesday, September 04, 2019 11:31:06
    Dave Drum wrote to Sean Dennis <=-

    That's one of the reasons I got the app on my $martypants Phone. It's easier than carrying the USDA printed (and constantly updated) list.
    Also easier to search. Many times the "house/generic brand" item is the name brand stuff with a different label. So you're not paying for all
    the advertising baggage that the makers use to entice you to buy their "stuff".

    One of the reasons I shop at Aldi. I tend to shop at either Food City, Ingles, or Publix for things beyond the basics. I try my hardest not to
    shop at Walmart these days but sometimes, I have to give in since we
    have a fairly limited availability of stores locally for some items.

    I like Aldi's canned pasta offerings. I keep a few cans on hand for a
    quick meal if I need it.

    Not so secret-shoppers?

    It was either tell them or get tossed out from what I remember.

    What hasn't shed all over the house. Bv)= Or been spit up as hair
    balls in the middle of the carpet.

    I give Felix an all-natural hairball prevention gel that he doesn't mind
    too much as it tastes like salmon. Helps prevent hairballs. I am
    brushing him a lot more and that helps too.

    He's laying on my lap right now as I type. He's figured out my new
    schedule and has learned when to get cuddle time in with me before I go
    to work.

    MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06

    Title: Little Corner Restaurant Cake - Dolce del Cantoncino
    Categories: Italian, Desserts
    Yield: 8 Servings

    1 c Unsalted butter
    1 c Whipping cream
    2 oz Semisweet chocolate, chopped
    1/4 c Rum
    1 1/2 c Chopped walnuts
    9 Blanched almonds

    MMMMM------------------------SPONGE CAKE-----------------------------
    1/4 c Butter
    6 Eggs, room temperature
    1/2 c Sugar
    1/2 ts Vanilla extract
    1 c All-purpose flour

    MMMMM-----------------------CUSTARD CREAM----------------------------
    3 c Milk
    8 Egg yolks, room temperature
    1 c Sugar
    1/2 ts Vanilla extract
    3/4 c All-purpose flour

    MMMMM---------------------COFFEE ZABAGLIONE--------------------------
    5 Egg yolks, room temperature
    1 c Sugar
    1/4 c Espresso coffe, room temp.

    A rich, luscious dessert from the famous Il Cantoncino Restaurante in
    Bologona.

    Prepare Sponge Cake. Prepare Custard Cream. Prepare Coffee
    Zabaglione. Cream butter in a large bowl until pale and fluffy.
    Gradually add cooled zabaglione to butter, beating vigorously after
    each addition. Refrigerate mixture 2 to 3 minutes to stiffen
    slightly. Whip cream and refrigerate. Preheat oven to 200F (95C). Put
    chocolate into a small ovenproof bowl and place in oven until
    chocolate has melted, 4 to 5 minutes. Cut cake into 2 layers.
    Sprinkle rum over 2 cut surfaces of cake. Spread 1 layer with Custard
    Cream. Top with second layer. Spread zabaglione mixture evenly over
    top of cake. Hold cake in 1 hand and spread zabaglione mixture
    around sides of cake. Gently press walnuts onto sides of cake. Put
    whipped cream into a pastry bag fitted with a medium star tube. Pipe
    a cream border around edge of cake. Decorate center of cake with 9
    cream rosettes. Dip almonds into melted chocolate and place on top of
    rosettes. Refrigerate cake until serving. Cake can be prepared up to
    24 hours ahead. Let cake stand 30 minutes at room temperature before
    serving. Makes 8 to 10 servings.

    SPONGE CAKE: Preheat oven to 350F (175C). Butter and flour a 10-inch
    cake pan with a removable bottom; shake off excess flour. Melt butter
    in a small saucepan; cool slightly. Put eggs, sugar and vanilla in a
    large bowl. Set bowl in a larger one containing hot water or use a
    double boiler off the heat. Beat at high speed 10 to 12 minutes or
    until mixture is pale and thick and has tripled in volume. Sift
    flour over batter in several batches, gently folding in with a
    spatula after each addition. Gradually add cooled butter, folding
    gently until well blended. Pour batter into prepared pan. Cook 20 to
    25 minutes or until a wooden pick inserted in center of cake comes
    out dry. Cool cake in pan 20 to 30 minutes, then transfer to a rack.
    Cake can be prepared 1 or 2 days ahead, covered with plastic wrap and
    stored at room temperature.

    CUSTARD CREAM: In a medium saucepan, bring milk just to a boil. Put
    egg yolks, sugar and vanilla into a medium bowl. Beat 2 to 3 minutes
    until mixture is pale and thick. Gradually beat in flour. Very slowly
    stir half the hot milk into yolk mixture. Pour mixture into pan
    containing remaining hot milk. Whisk over medium heat 2 to 3 minutes
    or until custard has a medium-thick consistency. Do not let mixture
    boil. Place custard in bowl. Cover and refrigerate.

    COFFEE ZABAGLIONE: In a large bowl or the top part of a double
    boiler, beat egg yolk and sugar until pale and thick. Set bowl or top
    part of double boiler over simmering water; do not let water boil.
    Gradually add coffee, beating constantly. Continue beating until
    zabaglione has doubled in volume and is soft and fluffy, 4 to 6
    minutes. Remove from heat and set pan or bowl over a bowl full of ice
    water. Stir with a whisk until mixture has cooled.

    MMMMM

    Later,
    Sean


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